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- Previously on <i>Warehouse 13...</i>

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- If the Warehouse is to survive,

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A new caretaker must be in place before I die.

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- Me.

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- You came into my house and stole from me...

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Dismantled my life's work, and I will respond in kind.

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The brotherhood follow no rules.

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- I figured it out last week.

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Whenever I get hurt...

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- Oh, ow, oh, they got me.

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- Claudia feels the pain.

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[Japanese music]

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♪

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- In shinto belief, emperor jimmu descended

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From the sun goddess.

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He reigned for 75 years,

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Often accompanied by a wild crow.

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From that crow, there exists a feather.

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Behold.

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Beautiful, but deadly.

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And money?

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Also beautiful.

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Now we drink to honor jimmu.

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[twanging instrument]

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♪

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[wind whips]

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Stop her!

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- Oh!

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- Claude, don't look, you'll go insane!

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Whew!

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[low buzzing]

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Wait.
- Huh?

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- Something's vibrating.

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- I think it's me.

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Ugh, it's my sister, tracy.

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Hey, trace, listen, I'm just at work.

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I'll call you back--

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What?

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Oh, my god, that's great news.

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Congratulations.
- What, what, what, what?!

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- My sister's pregnant.

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I-I'm gonna be an aunt.

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I'm gonna get to hold a new life in my arms.

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Trace? Listen, what do you think about a japanese theme

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For the nursery?

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[announcer]
Left in the second period...

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- [singing under breath]

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Oh, artemis, hockey, huh?

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Who you rooting for?
- Nobody.

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- Right, let me see if I can explain

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This whole sports fan thing to you.

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Let's say there was a--
- Hello, kitties!

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We're back from japan.

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<i>domo arigato.</i>

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- Put that thing under a neutralizer light.

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- Whatever you say, rilakkuma.

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- What's a rikaluma?

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- It's a japanese bear

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Who loves custard pudding.

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- Oh, Artie, you got a new nickname.

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- How would you like a new job?

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- Hmm...

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- I got it for my sister, tracy.

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She's pregnant.

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- Wow.
- Yeah, I'm so excited.

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- Really?

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- Yeah.

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- N-no, yeah, no, that's--it's just that

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You know, she's, you know, the younger sister,

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And you're the older sister.

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- Are you living in 1957?

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Getting pregnant's not on my current to-do list, all right?

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[game goes off]
- How about finding an artifact.

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Is that on your current to-do list?

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We got a ping from last night's game in toronto.

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- Let's go to the videotape.

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- Toronto's mike madden has the puck.

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Baird is charging.

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Oh! Baird nails him in the right arm.

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- So baird has the artifact.
- Watch.

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- That looks like a career-ending break.

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What a shame.

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This vet's been on fire lately,

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But you break your arm, and it's over.

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- There, do you see that?

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- I do.
- See what?

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What, she's the observant one,

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And I'm the one who eats all the time.

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- Hey, w-wait, he's up. Madden is up!

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- So madden has some kind of healing artifact.

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- Oh, he's healed, all right, and he's stronger than ever.

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Fast forwarding.

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- Baird with the puck.

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Madden approaches him...

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Wow!

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- Whoa.
- That's not hockey.

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That's pole vaulting.

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How the hell did he do that?

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- That's what I want you to find out.

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Stop that hockey player before he kills someone.

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- We're on it.

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- And I'm gonna stay here and keep you company.

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- At least he does what he's told.

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- Oh...He's so soft and fuzzy.

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The bear too.

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Oh!

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- [sighs] oh, um, this arrived for you.

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- What?

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Who would write me at the Warehouse?

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- I encourage you to open the envelope and find out.

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- I've been cordially invited to lunch.

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- Eek.

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- By Mrs. Frederic.

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Why? Why?

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- Why don't you ask her? Over lunch.

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- Do you think this has something to do with

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The weird feelings I've been having lately?

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- What weird feelings?

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- I don't know, like, uh...

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Out of nowhere I get these weird kicks in the gut,

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My heart races, I can't catch my breath.

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It's like I'm not in control of myself.

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- [screams]

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- Why didn't you tell me about this sooner?

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- I don't know, I didn't wanna worry you?

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Look, forget I said anything.

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I clearly have bigger problems.

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[crowd noise, buzzer]

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[background chatter]

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- Hey, are you guys going in to watch practice?

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Could you take this in for me?
- And this?

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You know, for mike madden?
- Are those molasses crinkles?

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- Okay, keep moving.

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- Okay, remember, for mike.

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- [mouth full] oh, I love molasses crinkles.

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- One thing I've learned in 20 years of running a team--

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Never eat fan food.

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It could be laced with who knows what.

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Could make your parts fall off.
- [spits out cookie]

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- Coach!
- [whistles]

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- All right, listen up.

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The league sent these nice folks out.

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They have some questions.

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You will answer them.

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- I'd like to start with mike madden.

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- Of course you would.

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Anything to meet the most eligible bachelor in toronto.

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[all laugh]
- Pffft!

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[background chatter]

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- Hi, I'm Agent Bering.

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- Well, it's nice to meet you Agent Bering.

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- So, I just wanted to ask you--

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- Why I was voted the most eligible bachelor in toronto?

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- I'm sure I'll read all about that in your memoir.

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Um, you've been playing rough lately.

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- Right, and the league has a problem with that?

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It's hockey.

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- Well, you put a guy through the glass.

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How'd you do that?
- Well, there must have been

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A crack in it already.

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- But you'd just been injured very badly.

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- Yes, but during a game, your adrenaline surges,

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So you just keep going.

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- Well how about now, are you in pain now?

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- Look, every player on the ice is in pain.

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We live with it 24/7,

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But if you think I'm on something,

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Feel free to draw some blood, or I could pee in a cup for you.

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You got a cup?

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- May I see that necklace you're wearing?

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The league is cracking down on gold.

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So I would like to test it.

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Unless, of course, you have a problem removing it.

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- [chuckles]

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- Uh...You finished?
- Yeah.

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Gooery didn't need to be flushed after all.

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Where you headed?

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- Uh, inventory.

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- Hang back, tray, I'm gonna need you.

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Artie's lying.

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- Hey, the team is winning

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'cause we're all working our butts off.

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- Oh, yeah? Well, maybe some people have a little help,

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You know? Insurance.

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- We're all clean here.

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Right, boss?

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- That's right, beast.

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None of my boys take

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Any performance-enhancing substances.

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Now here's the x-ray you asked for.

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Mike's arm, taken right after the game.

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- No reaction. Good.

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- Well, here you go.

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And it's shinier than before.

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- And stickier too.

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Are we done?
- One more question.

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Do you like antiquing?
- What?

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- You know, going to flea markets, buying old stuff?

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- Are you asking me on a date?

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- Just answer the question like the team owner said.

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- No, because it's a stupid question.

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Good-bye.
- There are no stupid questions,

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Okay? Only stupid people.

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So if anyone's stupid here, it's you!

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He's hostile and unresponsive.

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- I wonder why.

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Oh, here I got the x-ray of madden's stupid arm!

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- So wh--what, you can read those things?

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- Yeah, I was pre-med before I was pre-law

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Before I joined the secret service.

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- And yet, you ended up in the exact same place as me.

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I'm just saying.

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- Something's wrong.

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The hand in this x-ray shows a bilateral fusion

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Between the trapezium and the trapezoid.

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It's a congenital condition.

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- So? And may I add, huh?

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- So when I shook mike's hand...

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I felt those bones, and there was no fusion.

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- The x-ray's a fake?

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- This isn't stupid madden's stupid arm.

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We need to break into the medical office

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And find the real x-ray.

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- All right, we need a distraction.

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I'm gonna jump on the zamboni,

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And I'm gonna zoom around the ice while you--

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- Pete, no one's--no one's looking at us...So...

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- I know, but I wanted to ride the zamboni.

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- I know you did.

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It's okay. Let's go.

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- No.

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No.

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[dog barks]

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Trailer.

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[dog whines]

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- He's with me.

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- You shouldn't have followed me.

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- Artie, you're lying.

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You know I can tell.

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Now, what's going on?

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- Artifacts are disappearing from the Warehouse.

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First it was bobby fischer's marble and now...

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Primo levy's scarf and who knows what else has been taken.

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- I thought the Warehouse had a detection system

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That alerts you when artifacts go missing.

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- It should--it does, but it didn't alert my computer.

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- Okay, so let's just call Claudia and--

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- Nope, no.

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No, we'll...Just keep all this between us for now.

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Understood?
- Okay.

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- Well, this can't have been random.

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I went myself to turin in 1987 to snag the scarf.

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- So it meant something to you.
- Yeah.

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- What other items would get under your skin.

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- The katana.

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The katana.

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Aisle kamakura east!

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Come on!

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- Come on, tray.
[woof]

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- Did you find madden's real arm?

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- Yeah. There's no fusing in the metacarpals.

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And, I mean, the bone is clearly broken,

263
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But this--this I have never seen before.

264
00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:15,109
The muscle and cartilage have actually

265
00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:17,589
Grown around the broken bone to support it.

266
00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:18,852
- That thing's being held together

267
00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:21,071
By the artifact equivalent of spit and glue.

268
00:11:21,115 --> 00:11:23,073
- Yeah, but it's not just his arm.

269
00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:25,554
I mean, his knee is shot and his ribs are cracked.

270
00:11:25,597 --> 00:11:27,817
- This guy should not be playing professional hockey.

271
00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:30,907
- Pete, this guy shouldn't even be walking.

272
00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:36,739
[water running]
- [laughing] aw, man.

273
00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:38,741
- Quick, before he gets out of the shower.

274
00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:40,482
Okay.

275
00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:42,179
Helmet.

276
00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:44,965
The mouth guard.

277
00:11:45,008 --> 00:11:49,491
Shin guard.

278
00:11:49,534 --> 00:11:50,492
- Uh...
- Penis guard.

279
00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:54,626
- Eew.

280
00:11:54,670 --> 00:11:55,932
- No reaction.

281
00:11:55,976 --> 00:11:57,629
Maybe mike has the artifact on him.

282
00:11:57,673 --> 00:12:01,372
- No, he's naked in the shower, and I already checked his chain.

283
00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:05,159
- How much you pay me not to tell anyone you said that?

284
00:12:05,202 --> 00:12:06,160
- 50 bucks.
- Done.

285
00:12:06,203 --> 00:12:07,552
- Okay.

286
00:12:07,596 --> 00:12:08,553
- Really, that's how it's gonna be, eh?

287
00:12:08,597 --> 00:12:09,554
- Well, what do you want?

288
00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:10,773
- You're holding out on me!

289
00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,862
- I'll go.

290
00:12:12,906 --> 00:12:14,081
- I'll stay here.

291
00:12:14,124 --> 00:12:16,823
- No, I'm not, I swear to god, I'm not.

292
00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:18,999
- Then what's making you so strong, huh?!

293
00:12:19,042 --> 00:12:21,697
- Back off, frank, or I'll do to you what I did to baird.

294
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,264
- Hey, knock it off!

295
00:12:23,307 --> 00:12:24,265
- Stay out of this, man.

296
00:12:24,308 --> 00:12:25,919
- No, I'm in it, okay?

297
00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:28,486
And so is the league if you don't back off right now.

298
00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:30,488
- Fine, man.

299
00:12:30,532 --> 00:12:31,881
We're cool, right, mike?

300
00:12:31,925 --> 00:12:34,971
- Yeah, yeah, we're cool.

301
00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:41,543
- Aw, man, these were brand new.

302
00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:45,155
[whispers]
Myka, Myka.

303
00:12:45,199 --> 00:12:47,201
- Hey, sign says team personnel only.

304
00:12:47,244 --> 00:12:48,768
- Oh, well I must have missed it.

305
00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:50,030
- Well someone's not very observant.

306
00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:51,814
- Well someone's penis guard is not very b--

307
00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:53,816
- Ho-kay.

308
00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:54,817
Uh, why don't we let mike get dressed,

309
00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:56,601
And, uh, I need to talk to you.

310
00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:58,778
Okay? Here we go.

311
00:13:00,388 --> 00:13:02,216
Come on.
- Oh, look, there it is.

312
00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:04,174
I see your stupid sign now.

313
00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:06,742
- Mykes, mykes, he was fighting in there.

314
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,875
And he wasn't the same guy we saw on the ice.

315
00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:10,267
He was in pain.

316
00:13:10,311 --> 00:13:11,834
I don't think he's using an artifact.

317
00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:13,836
I think someone's using one on him.

318
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:16,317
- What about larry kemp, the owner?

319
00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:17,927
That would explain why he gave us the wrong x-ray.

320
00:13:17,971 --> 00:13:19,929
- Well...Okay.

321
00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:23,019
Let's just hope he's not in the shower too.

322
00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:28,851
- Thank you, ma'am. Be right back.

323
00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:31,462
- Miss Donovan, thank you for joining me.

324
00:13:31,506 --> 00:13:32,550
- Sure.

325
00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:33,638
Am I late?

326
00:13:33,682 --> 00:13:34,726
Did I miss lunch?

327
00:13:34,770 --> 00:13:36,728
- No time.

328
00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:37,991
Let's take a walk.

329
00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:39,470
- That's what the mafia says

330
00:13:39,514 --> 00:13:40,732
When you're about to get whacked.

331
00:13:40,776 --> 00:13:42,256
- Do they?

332
00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:44,780
Well, this concerns your relationship with the Warehouse.

333
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:48,871
- Oh, my, uh, my destiny?

334
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:51,656
- And mine.

335
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:53,833
- Has something changed?

336
00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:56,705
- Not yet.

337
00:13:56,748 --> 00:13:58,315
I just think it's time you had a glimpse.

338
00:13:58,359 --> 00:14:01,449
Don't worry, you won't be whacked.

339
00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:03,886
Come.
- Yes, ma'am.

340
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:05,627
- All right, kemp, spit it out.

341
00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:06,889
What did you do to mike madden?

342
00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:08,064
- Well, hello to you, too.

343
00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:10,458
Canadian customs confiscate your manners?

344
00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:11,938
- [annoyed laugh]
- How's he sustaining

345
00:14:11,981 --> 00:14:13,504
That level of play?

346
00:14:13,548 --> 00:14:15,985
- Like all great athletes, he's rising to the challenge.

347
00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:17,726
- He's practically crippled,

348
00:14:17,769 --> 00:14:19,467
Which is why you showed us the phony x-ray.

349
00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:21,208
- It's not like you had a warrant.

350
00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:22,905
- Mike put a guy through the glass.

351
00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:23,950
Now what are you doing to him?

352
00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:26,648
- What am I doing to him?

353
00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:29,303
Look, two of my best players are on the injured reserve list.

354
00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:31,000
If I were doing anything to help him play,

355
00:14:31,044 --> 00:14:33,524
I would do it to them and not an old war horse like mike madden.

356
00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:35,396
- Aw, come on, I mean, the guy's having a great year.

357
00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:37,659
- Oh, yeah, he really brings it for the fans at the home games,

358
00:14:37,702 --> 00:14:39,400
And on the road, he's a total wash.

359
00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:40,618
I think we're done here.

360
00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:45,275
- Pete?
- Yeah?

361
00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:48,191
- I think we need to take a closer look at the rink.

362
00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:53,936
So mike brings it at home games.

363
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:56,939
Ipso facto, the artifact must be here in the arena.

364
00:14:56,983 --> 00:15:00,116
- Another facto, I was watching mike during practice.

365
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,944
The guy was wobbly.

366
00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:03,076
- So what's here during games

367
00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:04,555
That isn't here the rest of the time?

368
00:15:04,599 --> 00:15:06,209
- I don't know, fans?

369
00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:14,130
Mykes, maybe one of the hometown fans is "bringing it" for mike.

370
00:15:14,174 --> 00:15:19,875
And that narrows it down to about 15,000 suspects.

371
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:24,358
- Gone!

372
00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:25,968
Gone!

373
00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:27,100
And gone!

374
00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:30,103
Gone! Someone is undoing my life's work!

375
00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:33,715
- Can you please stop for a second?

376
00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:38,938
Look, we just need to think and get ahead of this thing.

377
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:41,244
Now is there any artifact the intruder might have taken

378
00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:42,767
That's easy for us to locate?

379
00:15:42,811 --> 00:15:44,291
- An artifact with a homing device?

380
00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:46,728
Yeah, that would be convenient.

381
00:15:46,771 --> 00:15:48,948
The mccoy rifle.

382
00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:50,340
I snagged the mccoy rifle.

383
00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:52,690
Don't just stand there!

384
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:55,780
- You do know I'm on foot, right?

385
00:15:59,828 --> 00:16:01,873
- Excellent!

386
00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:04,485
The mccoy rifle is gone.

387
00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:07,749
And...Now we gotta see

388
00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:09,881
If the hatfield rifle is missing too.

389
00:16:09,925 --> 00:16:11,361
We have to separate both rifles.

390
00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:12,841
- Wouldn't he take both?

391
00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:13,929
- Not if he's trying to make a point.

392
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,323
I did not snag the hatfield rifle.

393
00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:17,454
That was another agent.

394
00:16:17,498 --> 00:16:18,760
If the hatfield rifle is here,

395
00:16:18,803 --> 00:16:19,979
It will lead us to the mccoy.

396
00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:21,806
Come on!
- If you're trying to kill me,

397
00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:23,199
You're too late.

398
00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:28,683
- Look around, miss Donovan.

399
00:16:28,726 --> 00:16:31,729
Do you sense anything?
- Hunger?

400
00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:33,209
I think there's a falafel place down the--

401
00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:34,645
- Pay attention.

402
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:37,735
Look beyond what you see.

403
00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:56,972
Her.

404
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,147
- Very good.

405
00:16:58,191 --> 00:17:01,672
Don't point. It's rude.

406
00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:03,326
- What is it about her?

407
00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:04,936
- Stay focused.

408
00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:09,680
[door opens, bell dings]

409
00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:13,032
[baby coos]

410
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:15,730
- Be a good boy.

411
00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:18,950
Did you set those earrings aside for me?

412
00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:20,039
- This is a robbery!

413
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:22,606
- We're not here to intervene.

414
00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:24,739
Stay with me.

415
00:17:24,782 --> 00:17:27,046
- Don't move!

416
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:28,090
Don't!

417
00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:31,920
Everybody just get down on the ground!

418
00:17:31,963 --> 00:17:33,487
- [screams]

419
00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:34,792
- No!

420
00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:36,968
- No!

421
00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:53,985
- Help is coming.

422
00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:54,943
You're gonna be okay.

423
00:17:54,986 --> 00:17:58,033
You saved that baby's life.

424
00:17:59,817 --> 00:18:02,864
- I'm a doctor--if you're not needed, please step back.

425
00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:08,913
- Did you know that was gonna happen?

426
00:18:08,957 --> 00:18:11,090
- It depends what you mean by "that"

427
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:12,830
And what you mean by "happen".

428
00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:14,832
- Well, I saw her bracelet get all glowy,

429
00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:17,574
But I don't know what the artifact did unless...

430
00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:19,924
Unless that was...

431
00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:22,013
The birth of an artifact.

432
00:18:22,057 --> 00:18:23,972
- Imbued by the bravery of a moment,

433
00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:26,496
An ordinary woman doing an extraordinary thing.

434
00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:27,541
- Shouldn't we snag it?

435
00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:28,977
- No, it's hers.

436
00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:31,327
It only becomes ours if it starts causing trouble.

437
00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:34,852
- But d--I thought most artifacts came from...

438
00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:36,071
Bold-face names, you know?

439
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,073
People with wikipedia pages.

440
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,380
- The creation of an artifact

441
00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:44,558
Is simply the meeting of an object, a person and a moment.

442
00:18:46,647 --> 00:18:48,866
- That's a good glimpse.

443
00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:50,781
You got a rockin' gig, mrs. F.

444
00:18:50,825 --> 00:18:52,000
- Mrs. Frederic.

445
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,960
There's something else you should see.

446
00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:59,921
- Oh, uh, am I going with you or...

447
00:18:59,964 --> 00:19:03,011
- Unless you'd like to take the bus.

448
00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:05,666
- Okay.

449
00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:07,885
- Look, mike, we can't get into specifics,

450
00:19:07,929 --> 00:19:09,322
But we're pretty sure one of your fans

451
00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:10,975
Is boosting your ability to play.

452
00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:14,544
- Are there any particular fans that you interact with?

453
00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:16,764
- No, I'm polite, but you gotta keep your distance.

454
00:19:16,807 --> 00:19:18,244
- We really appreciate this.

455
00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:22,683
We know that, um, this might end your season, so...

456
00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:24,859
- Well, hey, if I'm getting some kind of outside help,

457
00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:25,860
I don't want it; that's cheating

458
00:19:25,903 --> 00:19:27,905
And, um, I don't cheat.

459
00:19:27,949 --> 00:19:29,472
- All right, well, here's the plan.

460
00:19:29,516 --> 00:19:31,300
We're gonna gather all your hardcore fans

461
00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:33,041
Into one section, then we're gonna

462
00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:34,869
Raffle off a dinner with you after the game.

463
00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:35,913
- Yes, and early in the game,

464
00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:36,914
You'll take a fall and pretend

465
00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:37,915
To be hurt very badly.

466
00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:39,221
- Like during the last game.

467
00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:40,962
- Exactly, and then we'll, you know,

468
00:19:41,005 --> 00:19:43,051
We'll study them very closely to make sure none of them

469
00:19:43,094 --> 00:19:44,879
Pulls out a rolling pin or something.

470
00:19:44,922 --> 00:19:46,097
- A what?

471
00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:48,361
- Nothing. Just ignore him.

472
00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:51,451
- Hey, uh, okay, we gotta finish setting up.

473
00:19:51,494 --> 00:19:52,887
- No problem, I got it.

474
00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:54,062
Agent Bering?

475
00:19:54,105 --> 00:19:56,064
I still don't know your first name.

476
00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:58,153
- Oh, it's, uh, Myka.

477
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:01,069
- Wow, mike and Myka.

478
00:20:01,112 --> 00:20:02,418
Like papageno and papagena from--

479
00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:03,811
- Mozart's <i>magic flute.</i>

480
00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:05,073
[laughs]

481
00:20:05,116 --> 00:20:06,248
You know opera?

482
00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:08,032
- Yeah, yeah, don't tell my teammates.

483
00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:09,033
Well, 'cause you never know--

484
00:20:09,077 --> 00:20:10,644
- Hey, can we get going?

485
00:20:10,687 --> 00:20:14,561
Uh, you can play mike's magic flute later.

486
00:20:14,604 --> 00:20:19,653
- I have to go kill him now, so I'm just gonna...Go...

487
00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:26,094
- Ugh, get me some popcorn and a tampon,

488
00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:28,009
'cause I am watching a romantic comedy.

489
00:20:28,052 --> 00:20:29,184
- What?! Shut up!

490
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,968
- Oh, yeah, you and mike meet,

491
00:20:31,012 --> 00:20:33,188
You hate each other and the next thing you know, you're kissing.

492
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,189
- That's crazy.

493
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,190
- Oh, yeah?

494
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,713
'cause love is crazy, mykes.

495
00:20:36,757 --> 00:20:38,019
[snaps fingers]
That's right, girl.

496
00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:40,891
I am the sassy best friend.

497
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,372
- We caught a break.

498
00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:45,766
Hatfield rifle is still here.

499
00:20:45,809 --> 00:20:47,158
Gloves.

500
00:20:47,202 --> 00:20:49,073
- And how's it connected to the other rifle?

501
00:20:49,117 --> 00:20:50,901
- Gravitational pull between the barrels

502
00:20:50,945 --> 00:20:52,294
Fueled by the hatred between the clans

503
00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:55,384
And also...Now your eyes are younger than mine.

504
00:20:55,428 --> 00:20:57,734
You look through the sights, tell me what you see.

505
00:20:57,778 --> 00:21:00,084
- Just... Okay.

506
00:21:01,869 --> 00:21:04,524
It's just a window and what looks like a garage.

507
00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:06,308
- Any identifying landmarks?

508
00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:08,092
- Just a giant cow.

509
00:21:08,136 --> 00:21:09,790
- Cow.

510
00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:12,271
Like a cow with lipstick?

511
00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:14,011
- Yeah.

512
00:21:14,055 --> 00:21:15,230
- I know that cow.

513
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:16,797
It's outside a steakhouse in featherhead.

514
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,364
Excellent clue. Not a bad lunch.

515
00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:19,408
Bring the rifle.

516
00:21:19,452 --> 00:21:22,498
[crowd cheers]

517
00:21:30,114 --> 00:21:32,160
- Marry me!

518
00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:35,337
- Okay, guys.

519
00:21:35,381 --> 00:21:37,339
Make sure you put your name,

520
00:21:37,383 --> 00:21:40,777
Correct information, and your seat number--

521
00:21:40,821 --> 00:21:42,039
Good job--

522
00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:44,041
For the big raffle's after the game.

523
00:21:44,085 --> 00:21:45,695
Whoo-hoo!

524
00:21:45,739 --> 00:21:47,349
Oh, well, that's cute.

525
00:21:47,393 --> 00:21:49,873
Just, I'm sorry, one card each.

526
00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:52,963
- She's always over the top.

527
00:21:54,487 --> 00:21:56,140
- Oh, yeah.

528
00:22:03,713 --> 00:22:05,193
- Hey.
- Hey.

529
00:22:05,236 --> 00:22:07,021
- Are you all set to do this?

530
00:22:07,064 --> 00:22:08,109
- Who knows?

531
00:22:08,152 --> 00:22:10,285
Sure.
- I wish I could tell you more

532
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,679
About what's going on, it's just, uh...

533
00:22:12,722 --> 00:22:15,769
- Unexplainable.
- Yeah.

534
00:22:15,812 --> 00:22:17,858
Sorry.

535
00:22:17,901 --> 00:22:19,947
Thank you.

536
00:22:25,256 --> 00:22:26,780
- You know, when I first met you,

537
00:22:26,823 --> 00:22:28,390
I didn't wanna let go then either.

538
00:22:28,434 --> 00:22:34,048
That was kinda unexplainable too.

539
00:22:34,091 --> 00:22:36,442
For good luck?

540
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:41,447
- Look, mike's kissing someone!

541
00:22:49,846 --> 00:22:51,935
- You go, girl!

542
00:22:51,979 --> 00:22:54,024
[horn blows]

543
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:12,086
- Hey.

544
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:16,786
- Hey, there, buckaroo.

545
00:23:16,830 --> 00:23:18,048
Uh...[stammering]

546
00:23:18,092 --> 00:23:20,486
I-I'm the purse inspector.

547
00:23:20,529 --> 00:23:22,749
[chuckles nervously]
I know.

548
00:23:22,792 --> 00:23:24,881
Where-- where's your mom and dad?

549
00:23:24,925 --> 00:23:28,058
- Jakey, what are you doing?

550
00:23:28,102 --> 00:23:29,103
Come on.

551
00:23:29,146 --> 00:23:31,410
Our seats are over here.

552
00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:45,380
[crowd gasps]

553
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,164
- Mike's hurt!

554
00:23:47,208 --> 00:23:49,166
[crowd booing]

555
00:23:49,210 --> 00:23:51,604
[whistle blows]

556
00:24:11,798 --> 00:24:13,843
- [groans]

557
00:24:17,847 --> 00:24:20,459
Oh, my god, what the hell is that?!

558
00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:22,765
[screams]

559
00:24:22,809 --> 00:24:24,941
[cell phone rings]

560
00:24:24,985 --> 00:24:27,030
Myka, where'd you go?

561
00:24:27,074 --> 00:24:29,511
- Pete, I'm in the ladies room behind section d.

562
00:24:29,555 --> 00:24:31,905
I need you now.

563
00:24:37,388 --> 00:24:39,347
- Mykes?
- Yeah...

564
00:24:39,390 --> 00:24:42,393
- Oh, my god, you're--you're pregnant.

565
00:24:42,437 --> 00:24:44,483
- I know...

566
00:24:48,704 --> 00:24:50,880
- You're really, really pregnant.

567
00:24:50,924 --> 00:24:52,055
- I know.

568
00:24:52,099 --> 00:24:53,056
- How the hell did that happen?

569
00:24:53,100 --> 00:24:54,493
- I don't know!

570
00:24:54,536 --> 00:24:57,887
- I'm guessing she had sex.

571
00:24:57,931 --> 00:24:59,498
- Pete?

572
00:24:59,541 --> 00:25:03,806
You know my--oh, Pete, my bra's really not made for these.

573
00:25:03,850 --> 00:25:06,417
- Okay, okay, here, put this on.

574
00:25:06,461 --> 00:25:07,593
- Yes.

575
00:25:07,636 --> 00:25:09,420
Oh, my god, I had to get out of there.

576
00:25:09,464 --> 00:25:13,512
The smell of ammonia--I- I can smell everything now.

577
00:25:13,555 --> 00:25:16,166
- All right, well, in advance of what I'm sure I'll do,

578
00:25:16,210 --> 00:25:18,386
I apologize.
- Who?

579
00:25:18,429 --> 00:25:21,563
- Right, okay, look, mykes, somebody whammied you.

580
00:25:21,607 --> 00:25:22,912
- Ya think?

581
00:25:22,956 --> 00:25:24,610
Okay, I know where and when,

582
00:25:24,653 --> 00:25:26,742
But I don't know who, what, or how.

583
00:25:26,786 --> 00:25:28,309
Both: Call Artie.

584
00:25:28,352 --> 00:25:31,138
- If Claudia finds out you borrowed her prius c,

585
00:25:31,181 --> 00:25:32,966
She's gonna rake you over the coals.

586
00:25:33,009 --> 00:25:34,358
- Well, joke'll be on her then.

587
00:25:34,402 --> 00:25:35,664
- What?

588
00:25:35,708 --> 00:25:37,274
- Uh, nothing.

589
00:25:37,318 --> 00:25:40,277
Hey, have you, uh, checked out this car's entune system?

590
00:25:40,321 --> 00:25:42,410
It's got, uh, bing and pandora.

591
00:25:42,453 --> 00:25:44,281
- Oh, what a relief. That way if we can't find

592
00:25:44,325 --> 00:25:45,587
The missing artifact,

593
00:25:45,631 --> 00:25:47,110
We can customize our music stations.

594
00:25:47,154 --> 00:25:48,938
- Hey, caw.
- Yes.

595
00:25:48,982 --> 00:25:50,418
I think the garage must be nearby.

596
00:25:53,639 --> 00:25:54,683
- Whoa!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

597
00:25:54,727 --> 00:25:56,337
The hatfield rifle's starting to tug.

598
00:25:56,380 --> 00:25:58,295
That means the mccoy is nearby.

599
00:25:58,339 --> 00:25:59,514
[Farnsworth buzzes]
Wait...

600
00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:01,560
- Artie!
- This better be important.

601
00:26:01,603 --> 00:26:02,691
- Artie, I'm pregnant.

602
00:26:02,735 --> 00:26:06,652
- Ha, ha and I'm mary, queen of scots.

603
00:26:06,695 --> 00:26:09,002
What? How did you--Pete!

604
00:26:09,045 --> 00:26:10,569
- [stutters] I didn't even touch her.

605
00:26:10,612 --> 00:26:12,353
- Look, Artie, I was at the hockey and game,

606
00:26:12,396 --> 00:26:15,399
And I felt this pain in my abdomen,

607
00:26:15,443 --> 00:26:17,358
And then I don't know what happened

608
00:26:17,401 --> 00:26:19,795
And I don't know why I'm starting to cry.

609
00:26:19,839 --> 00:26:21,101
- It's hormonal.

610
00:26:21,144 --> 00:26:22,319
- Don't say hormonal, okay?

611
00:26:22,363 --> 00:26:23,625
It makes me wanna cry more.

612
00:26:23,669 --> 00:26:25,061
- See, that's why I never married.

613
00:26:25,105 --> 00:26:26,323
- Preaching to the choir.

614
00:26:26,367 --> 00:26:27,673
- Look, Artie, this came out of nowhere.

615
00:26:27,716 --> 00:26:29,500
We thought we were hunting for a healing artifact

616
00:26:29,544 --> 00:26:30,589
Owned by a fan.

617
00:26:30,632 --> 00:26:32,503
- A healed athlete, pregnant woman.

618
00:26:32,547 --> 00:26:35,332
This could be a wish-fulfillment artifact instead.

619
00:26:35,376 --> 00:26:36,769
Myka, what did you touch?

620
00:26:36,812 --> 00:26:39,598
- What?! You--you--you think that I wished for this?

621
00:26:39,641 --> 00:26:40,903
What is wrong with you guys?

622
00:26:40,947 --> 00:26:42,426
Okay, I am very happy for my sister,

623
00:26:42,470 --> 00:26:43,732
But I don't wanna be pregnant.

624
00:26:43,776 --> 00:26:46,126
- Yeah, well, who else would wish this on you?

625
00:26:46,169 --> 00:26:47,649
- Well, I don-- I don't know, Artie.

626
00:26:47,693 --> 00:26:52,262
Uh, mike? I mean, we did kiss.

627
00:26:52,306 --> 00:26:54,395
- Artie, the rifle-- I can't hold still much longer.

628
00:26:54,438 --> 00:26:56,919
- Well, talk to mike, and no more kissing!

629
00:26:58,181 --> 00:27:00,706
- He didn't even say good-bye.
- He never does.

630
00:27:00,749 --> 00:27:02,533
- Okay.

631
00:27:02,577 --> 00:27:08,322
You know, Pete, maybe-- maybe I don't know myself.

632
00:27:08,365 --> 00:27:10,585
You know, maybe--maybe I am jealous of my sister.

633
00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:13,327
Maybe I did wish for this.

634
00:27:13,370 --> 00:27:15,503
- Yeah, I don't think so.

635
00:27:15,546 --> 00:27:19,376
- What makes you say that?

636
00:27:19,420 --> 00:27:21,509
- Because I wished for it.

637
00:27:21,552 --> 00:27:22,510
- What?

638
00:27:22,553 --> 00:27:23,685
- Well, I don't know, mykes.

639
00:27:23,729 --> 00:27:25,600
You know, it was just a passing thought.

640
00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:28,690
I mean, I saw this cute kid, and I called him buckaroo.

641
00:27:28,734 --> 00:27:30,431
- What would that have to do with me being pregnant?

642
00:27:30,474 --> 00:27:31,519
- Well, I've been thinking, you know,

643
00:27:31,562 --> 00:27:32,999
Am I ever gonna have a family?

644
00:27:33,042 --> 00:27:36,480
You know, I mean, who wants to share my insane life?

645
00:27:36,524 --> 00:27:39,570
And then, I realized that someone

646
00:27:39,614 --> 00:27:41,572
Already shares my insane life.

647
00:27:41,616 --> 00:27:42,878
- Just stop, okay?

648
00:27:42,922 --> 00:27:46,490
Stop! I will not start crying again.

649
00:27:48,101 --> 00:27:51,887
Okay, okay, what-- what were you in contact with

650
00:27:51,931 --> 00:27:53,454
When you saw that little boy?

651
00:27:53,497 --> 00:27:55,804
- The keychain, mykes.

652
00:27:55,848 --> 00:27:58,198
The keychain, it had a bunch of things on it.

653
00:27:58,241 --> 00:28:00,417
- Okay, okay, then we'll find the keychain.

654
00:28:00,461 --> 00:28:02,202
We'll neutralize it.

655
00:28:02,245 --> 00:28:05,292
But first, I have to pee.

656
00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:09,688
- [grunts]

657
00:28:11,646 --> 00:28:13,604
[metal clangs]

658
00:28:15,084 --> 00:28:16,869
[gunfire]

659
00:28:16,912 --> 00:28:18,435
- Close the door!

660
00:28:22,004 --> 00:28:23,484
- Hey, are you okay?

661
00:28:23,527 --> 00:28:24,615
- [panting]

662
00:28:24,659 --> 00:28:26,443
What the hell? I could have been shot!

663
00:28:26,487 --> 00:28:28,750
- Yeah...I--sorry, I kinda forgot you had the rifle.

664
00:28:28,794 --> 00:28:30,230
- Oh, you forgot?

665
00:28:30,273 --> 00:28:31,753
- Yeah, what are you getting so upset about?

666
00:28:31,797 --> 00:28:33,407
You would have been shot, but you're on the metronome.

667
00:28:33,450 --> 00:28:35,539
You wouldn't have died.
- Yeah, but Claudia might have.

668
00:28:35,583 --> 00:28:36,758
- Excuse me?

669
00:28:36,802 --> 00:28:40,719
- Uh...What? No, no. I don't know.

670
00:28:40,762 --> 00:28:41,850
- Steve?

671
00:28:41,894 --> 00:28:44,331
You were saying something about Claudia.

672
00:28:44,374 --> 00:28:45,332
Please, go on.

673
00:28:45,375 --> 00:28:48,378
- All right.

674
00:28:48,422 --> 00:28:51,773
Ever since Claudia brought me back, we've been...

675
00:28:51,817 --> 00:28:54,080
Connected.

676
00:28:54,123 --> 00:28:56,038
Every time I get hurt, she feels the pain.

677
00:28:56,082 --> 00:28:58,388
- Oh, so that's the weirdness she was talking about.

678
00:28:58,432 --> 00:29:02,305
See, I was afraid that-- something else.

679
00:29:02,349 --> 00:29:03,611
Uh, she doesn't know.
- No.

680
00:29:03,654 --> 00:29:04,699
That's why I've been trying to lay low.

681
00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:05,831
It's to protect her.
- Yeah.

682
00:29:05,874 --> 00:29:06,832
We gotta get you off that metronome.

683
00:29:06,875 --> 00:29:08,355
- I've been looking into it, Artie.

684
00:29:08,398 --> 00:29:09,530
I don't know if it's possible.

685
00:29:09,573 --> 00:29:12,359
- At Warehouse 13, anything's possible.

686
00:29:12,402 --> 00:29:14,056
You know, sometimes.

687
00:29:14,100 --> 00:29:15,666
Yeah, we gotta get this rifle

688
00:29:15,710 --> 00:29:19,758
Back in the trunk before you get Claudia shot.

689
00:29:27,853 --> 00:29:28,810
- Guys, where is she?

690
00:29:28,854 --> 00:29:29,942
The one who was sitting here?

691
00:29:29,985 --> 00:29:30,943
- She left.

692
00:29:30,986 --> 00:29:32,379
She was super-pissed at mike

693
00:29:32,422 --> 00:29:33,728
For kissing that pretty girl.

694
00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:36,731
- She wasn't that pretty.
- Hey, she's pretty!

695
00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:39,299
Wait, you have all the fans' names, right?

696
00:29:39,342 --> 00:29:42,084
- Yeah, yeah. Uh, uh...

697
00:29:42,128 --> 00:29:44,391
There, judy giltoy, I even have her address.

698
00:29:44,434 --> 00:29:47,481
- Okay, just give me a push.
- Okay.

699
00:29:56,533 --> 00:29:58,274
- They're all here.

700
00:29:58,318 --> 00:30:01,060
The katana sword, mccoy rifle...

701
00:30:01,103 --> 00:30:03,976
- The van gogh.

702
00:30:04,019 --> 00:30:05,934
Mata hari's stockings.

703
00:30:05,978 --> 00:30:06,935
Huh.

704
00:30:06,979 --> 00:30:09,851
Primo levy's scarf.

705
00:30:09,895 --> 00:30:12,636
Artie nielson, this is your life.

706
00:30:19,382 --> 00:30:20,514
- You okay?

707
00:30:20,557 --> 00:30:22,516
- No, I'm not okay.

708
00:30:22,559 --> 00:30:23,343
This is a massive breach.

709
00:30:23,386 --> 00:30:24,866
- Which we stopped.

710
00:30:24,910 --> 00:30:26,825
And as soon as everyone gets back, we'll all track d--

711
00:30:26,868 --> 00:30:29,653
- No, it's too dangerous to--

712
00:30:29,697 --> 00:30:31,003
There is a protocol.

713
00:30:31,046 --> 00:30:33,309
I will inform everyone at the right time.

714
00:30:33,353 --> 00:30:35,877
Let's just get everything back to the Warehouse.

715
00:30:35,921 --> 00:30:39,359
- Artie?

716
00:30:39,402 --> 00:30:40,751
Those are shipping supplies.

717
00:30:40,795 --> 00:30:43,842
I'm not sure this is everything.

718
00:30:49,630 --> 00:30:51,806
- Hello?

719
00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:53,852
Anybody home?

720
00:30:57,725 --> 00:31:00,336
Yup, we're definitely in the right place.

721
00:31:00,380 --> 00:31:02,164
- Sorry about stopping.

722
00:31:02,208 --> 00:31:04,166
I just so really needed mexican food.

723
00:31:04,210 --> 00:31:06,255
- That other burrito was supposed to be for me.

724
00:31:06,299 --> 00:31:07,343
- I know.

725
00:31:07,387 --> 00:31:09,476
- Whoa, hey, check this out.

726
00:31:09,519 --> 00:31:11,173
Turns out mike did know judy,

727
00:31:11,217 --> 00:31:14,742
Which explains why she got so mad about the kiss.

728
00:31:14,785 --> 00:31:20,879
- Pete, it's the same shot of judy in both of these pictures.

729
00:31:20,922 --> 00:31:22,881
She photoshopped herself in.

730
00:31:22,924 --> 00:31:24,752
- [exhales]
- Yeah.

731
00:31:26,101 --> 00:31:28,147
- All right.

732
00:31:30,236 --> 00:31:34,283
"john giltoy, beloved father and grandfather."

733
00:31:34,327 --> 00:31:37,199
He died recently.

734
00:31:37,243 --> 00:31:40,594
Oh, he was a world war ii vet.

735
00:31:41,638 --> 00:31:43,205
Oh, no way.

736
00:31:43,249 --> 00:31:45,816
He survived the bataan death march.

737
00:31:45,860 --> 00:31:47,731
He and his buddy, roy shrop.

738
00:31:47,775 --> 00:31:49,603
Mykes, listen to this.

739
00:31:49,646 --> 00:31:53,085
"with 20 miles remaining, shrop fell deathly ill.

740
00:31:53,128 --> 00:31:54,695
"the japanese would have left him for dead,

741
00:31:54,738 --> 00:31:56,697
"but giltoy urged him on.

742
00:31:56,740 --> 00:32:01,049
"'you can do this', giltoy told his friend, over and over."

743
00:32:01,093 --> 00:32:05,445
- Compelled his friend to perform an extraordinary feat.

744
00:32:05,488 --> 00:32:08,491
He wished so hard, he made it true.

745
00:32:10,493 --> 00:32:14,280
- Mykes, there were dog tags on judy's keys.

746
00:32:14,323 --> 00:32:16,760
I mean, they were probably the grandpa's right?

747
00:32:16,804 --> 00:32:20,851
So we just wait here for her to come home and snag the artifact.

748
00:32:20,895 --> 00:32:22,201
- That's great.

749
00:32:22,244 --> 00:32:23,289
But I have to pee again.

750
00:32:23,332 --> 00:32:24,768
- Okay.
- Okay.

751
00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:31,123
- Hey, mike, mike, hi.

752
00:32:31,166 --> 00:32:32,994
Would you get in my car, please?

753
00:32:33,038 --> 00:32:35,344
- Excuse me, do I know you?

754
00:32:35,388 --> 00:32:37,738
- Mike, I need you to get in my car.

755
00:32:37,781 --> 00:32:41,002
- Pete, she's not coming home.

756
00:32:41,046 --> 00:32:42,699
There's no toothbrush or toothpaste.

757
00:32:42,743 --> 00:32:44,484
The drawers are all open.

758
00:32:44,527 --> 00:32:45,964
She packed in a hurry.

759
00:32:46,007 --> 00:32:48,662
She's gone.
- Yeah, but where?

760
00:32:48,705 --> 00:32:50,142
- Look, I really appreciate your--

761
00:32:50,185 --> 00:32:52,057
- See, you shouldn't make me do this.

762
00:32:52,100 --> 00:32:53,580
Then I wish your arm wasn't healed.

763
00:32:53,623 --> 00:32:56,975
[bones crack]
- [screams]

764
00:32:57,018 --> 00:33:00,021
- Let's get in my car before I have to do your knees too.

765
00:33:04,939 --> 00:33:06,506
You know, start again.

766
00:33:06,549 --> 00:33:10,423
Hi. I'm judy, and I love you, mike.

767
00:33:10,466 --> 00:33:12,903
And you love me.

768
00:33:12,947 --> 00:33:15,994
You just don't know it yet.

769
00:33:20,781 --> 00:33:22,696
- They found his keys and his gym bag on the ground.

770
00:33:22,739 --> 00:33:25,133
Security camera showed a woman shoving him into her car,

771
00:33:25,177 --> 00:33:26,613
But police couldn't read the plates.

772
00:33:26,656 --> 00:33:28,049
- All right, uh, thanks.

773
00:33:28,093 --> 00:33:32,271
We'll--we'll call you if we hear anything.

774
00:33:32,314 --> 00:33:34,012
Judy has abducted mike,

775
00:33:34,055 --> 00:33:36,449
And the police have no idea where they are.

776
00:33:36,492 --> 00:33:37,450
All right, okay.

777
00:33:37,493 --> 00:33:39,669
Uh...Clue.

778
00:33:39,713 --> 00:33:41,932
Got to focus, focus.

779
00:33:41,976 --> 00:33:45,284
Mykes, can you do your-- your observing thing?

780
00:33:45,327 --> 00:33:47,721
- You know, it's kind of hard right now.

781
00:33:47,764 --> 00:33:49,114
- Right.

782
00:33:49,157 --> 00:33:51,942
Um, what about, um, what about your female intuition?

783
00:33:51,986 --> 00:33:56,730
Right? I mean, you've never been more, you know, female-y, right?

784
00:33:56,773 --> 00:33:59,254
So if you were an emotionally unstable female--

785
00:33:59,298 --> 00:34:00,821
Not saying that you are,

786
00:34:00,864 --> 00:34:03,128
Not saying that you are-- but if you were,

787
00:34:03,171 --> 00:34:06,435
Where would you take him?

788
00:34:06,479 --> 00:34:09,177
- There.

789
00:34:09,221 --> 00:34:12,746
Grandpa left judy the dog tags, his ashes,

790
00:34:12,789 --> 00:34:15,096
And I bet that he left her that cabin too.

791
00:34:15,140 --> 00:34:18,143
- We'll get the address from Artie on the way.

792
00:34:26,716 --> 00:34:29,110
- Hi.

793
00:34:29,154 --> 00:34:33,723
I made us some hot cider. Hmm?

794
00:34:35,899 --> 00:34:39,425
Oh, isn't this romantic?

795
00:34:39,468 --> 00:34:40,730
Hi.

796
00:34:40,774 --> 00:34:42,123
How you feeling?

797
00:34:42,167 --> 00:34:44,821
- Better.

798
00:34:44,865 --> 00:34:45,866
After you fixed my arm.

799
00:34:45,909 --> 00:34:48,347
- Again. Ha ha.

800
00:34:48,390 --> 00:34:50,610
You're welcome.

801
00:34:50,653 --> 00:34:53,526
Oh, mike, oh, mike, mike, mike, mike.

802
00:34:53,569 --> 00:34:58,183
I have done so much for you.

803
00:34:58,226 --> 00:35:01,403
Now, my plan was to wait until after the championships

804
00:35:01,447 --> 00:35:06,191
To tell you, but then I saw you kissing that woman.

805
00:35:06,234 --> 00:35:10,151
See, I've been cheering you all season long, mike.

806
00:35:10,195 --> 00:35:13,763
Wishing you to shoot faster and skate harder

807
00:35:13,807 --> 00:35:16,157
And throw that guy through the glass.

808
00:35:16,201 --> 00:35:19,552
Oh, and you didn't even know we were a team.

809
00:35:19,595 --> 00:35:22,946
- I did not.
- I know.

810
00:35:22,990 --> 00:35:24,252
- So, uh, what do you want from me?

811
00:35:24,296 --> 00:35:27,560
- Um, well...

812
00:35:27,603 --> 00:35:30,563
We could start with a kiss.

813
00:35:31,825 --> 00:35:32,956
- Okay...

814
00:35:34,436 --> 00:35:36,699
Yeah. Close your eyes.

815
00:35:36,743 --> 00:35:38,788
- [interested] mm.

816
00:35:41,661 --> 00:35:43,706
[gasps]

817
00:35:45,926 --> 00:35:48,537
[bones crack]
- [screams]

818
00:35:48,581 --> 00:35:52,628
- You are gonna wish you didn't do that.

819
00:35:58,765 --> 00:36:01,811
- [snores]

820
00:36:08,688 --> 00:36:12,344
- Whatever you're doing, stop, please.

821
00:36:12,387 --> 00:36:13,562
My legs.

822
00:36:13,606 --> 00:36:14,694
- Oh, now see, that's the pain

823
00:36:14,737 --> 00:36:16,130
That you would have felt every day

824
00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:18,480
If I hadn't wished it away.

825
00:36:18,524 --> 00:36:20,787
- Wish it away again. Please.

826
00:36:20,830 --> 00:36:23,529
- Um, no, I'm sorry.

827
00:36:23,572 --> 00:36:26,096
Not until you learn to behave.

828
00:36:26,140 --> 00:36:30,362
- [groans]
[footsteps crunching]

829
00:36:30,405 --> 00:36:33,669
- Shh!

830
00:36:33,713 --> 00:36:35,758
Quiet.

831
00:36:39,675 --> 00:36:42,722
Damn it, what's he doing here?

832
00:36:45,028 --> 00:36:47,422
- [groans]
- Shh!

833
00:36:52,601 --> 00:36:54,255
- [groans]

834
00:36:54,299 --> 00:36:56,257
Ow! Ow!

835
00:36:56,301 --> 00:36:57,780
- Hey, are you all right?

836
00:36:57,824 --> 00:36:59,217
- Not really.

837
00:36:59,260 --> 00:37:00,566
She went out back, she's got an axe.

838
00:37:00,609 --> 00:37:02,742
- Well, never a dull moment.

839
00:37:02,785 --> 00:37:04,874
Dude, your leg's not supposed to bend like that.

840
00:37:04,918 --> 00:37:06,876
- I know!

841
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:08,661
[groans]

842
00:37:11,141 --> 00:37:13,187
- Judy?

843
00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:15,494
- Pete!
- Mykes?!

844
00:37:15,537 --> 00:37:17,670
- I don't know how you people found me,

845
00:37:17,713 --> 00:37:19,585
But I am not in the mood for this!

846
00:37:19,628 --> 00:37:21,326
- Oh, my god, how much perfume are you wearing?

847
00:37:21,369 --> 00:37:23,110
I'm gonna--I'm gonna puke.

848
00:37:23,153 --> 00:37:25,373
- Hey!
- Shoot her, Pete!

849
00:37:25,417 --> 00:37:27,157
- I don't have a shot, mykes.

850
00:37:27,201 --> 00:37:29,508
- Drop your gun, or I hurt your fat friend.

851
00:37:29,551 --> 00:37:30,770
- Hey!
- All right, just--

852
00:37:30,813 --> 00:37:32,859
Hey, g-go easy, okay?

853
00:37:32,902 --> 00:37:35,644
Obviously my friend is pregnant and harmless.

854
00:37:35,688 --> 00:37:39,082
- She tried to shoot me with that weird gun.

855
00:37:39,126 --> 00:37:42,172
- I dropped the tesla, and I couldn't pick it up.

856
00:37:46,916 --> 00:37:47,874
- Okay?

857
00:37:47,917 --> 00:37:49,919
We're both unarmed.

858
00:37:49,963 --> 00:37:51,834
We'll get in the car and forget this ever happened.

859
00:37:51,878 --> 00:37:53,053
- No, you won't.

860
00:37:53,096 --> 00:37:55,273
You're gonna go get the police.

861
00:37:55,316 --> 00:37:58,841
Which is why I now have to take care of this.

862
00:37:58,885 --> 00:38:01,888
You really shouldn't have come.

863
00:38:01,931 --> 00:38:04,325
I wish your lungs would collapse.

864
00:38:04,369 --> 00:38:05,848
- [gasps for breath]

865
00:38:05,892 --> 00:38:07,110
- No!

866
00:38:07,154 --> 00:38:10,940
- I wish you were taking your last breath.

867
00:38:10,984 --> 00:38:14,074
- [gasps]
- Pete!

868
00:38:16,903 --> 00:38:18,774
Pete!

869
00:38:20,515 --> 00:38:22,865
Pete!

870
00:38:22,909 --> 00:38:26,608
No!

871
00:38:26,652 --> 00:38:28,871
- [laughs] nice try, misery!

872
00:38:28,915 --> 00:38:30,177
Surprise!

873
00:38:30,220 --> 00:38:32,614
- Back at ya!

874
00:38:32,658 --> 00:38:36,792
[electricity crackles]
[screams]

875
00:38:36,836 --> 00:38:38,446
- I hooked it with my toe.

876
00:38:38,490 --> 00:38:40,448
- Ha ha. That's right.

877
00:38:40,492 --> 00:38:42,276
Don't mess with the mama bear.

878
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,713
- Oh, my god, Pete.

879
00:38:44,757 --> 00:38:46,367
Pete, I think I just peed myself a little.

880
00:38:46,411 --> 00:38:49,762
Just--Pete, hurry, bag the artifact, quick!

881
00:38:49,805 --> 00:38:51,720
- Yeah, yes, yes.

882
00:38:51,764 --> 00:38:54,332
- Pete, quick!
- Hold on!

883
00:39:01,295 --> 00:39:02,818
- Oh, my god.

884
00:39:02,862 --> 00:39:03,819
Oh, my god.

885
00:39:03,863 --> 00:39:06,822
I-I got my body back!

886
00:39:06,866 --> 00:39:09,042
I have a stomach and a waist and hips.

887
00:39:09,085 --> 00:39:10,260
It's all good!

888
00:39:10,304 --> 00:39:11,871
It's goodie good good good!

889
00:39:11,914 --> 00:39:13,829
[both laugh]

890
00:39:13,873 --> 00:39:16,832
- [screams]

891
00:39:16,876 --> 00:39:19,313
- Oh, my god, I should go check on mike.

892
00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:26,059
- Eh?

893
00:39:26,102 --> 00:39:29,105
[intercom chatter]

894
00:39:29,149 --> 00:39:30,629
- Hey.
- Hey.

895
00:39:30,672 --> 00:39:33,196
- So, uh, how's mike?

896
00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:34,154
- He's okay.

897
00:39:34,197 --> 00:39:36,330
Hockey players can, uh,

898
00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:38,419
Really handle pain.
- Mm.

899
00:39:38,463 --> 00:39:40,421
And you?

900
00:39:40,465 --> 00:39:43,468
- Well, only my romantic comedy

901
00:39:43,511 --> 00:39:45,731
Would turn into a steven king movie, so...

902
00:39:45,774 --> 00:39:47,472
- Pretty good twist at the end, though.

903
00:39:47,515 --> 00:39:50,170
- Yeah, how did you know to fake your own death?

904
00:39:50,213 --> 00:39:51,389
- I don't know.

905
00:39:51,432 --> 00:39:54,087
I just--after judy made her wish, right?

906
00:39:54,130 --> 00:39:56,437
I realized that I could still breathe.

907
00:39:56,481 --> 00:39:59,092
Of course, you know, she had an axe to your throat,

908
00:39:59,135 --> 00:40:01,442
So I just kinda...Went with it.

909
00:40:01,486 --> 00:40:03,401
- So why didn't the wishing work?

910
00:40:03,444 --> 00:40:05,011
- I've been thinking about that too.

911
00:40:05,054 --> 00:40:09,015
Maybe the dogtags just work on people that you love, right?

912
00:40:09,058 --> 00:40:12,584
Um, like, judy's grandpa used it on his army buddy,

913
00:40:12,627 --> 00:40:16,326
Judy used it on mike, I used it on y...

914
00:40:16,370 --> 00:40:20,418
Do I--do I have a booger?

915
00:40:20,461 --> 00:40:21,419
- Oh, no.

916
00:40:21,462 --> 00:40:22,594
No, no, no, no, no, no.

917
00:40:22,637 --> 00:40:24,073
- Look closely.

918
00:40:24,117 --> 00:40:26,641
- You just admitted that you love me.

919
00:40:26,685 --> 00:40:32,473
- Oh, myke, I also love fajitas and cage fighting

920
00:40:32,517 --> 00:40:34,823
And bald women-- I mean, sinead o'connor?

921
00:40:34,867 --> 00:40:37,347
- That's a nice try, Lattimer, okay?

922
00:40:37,391 --> 00:40:40,786
But face it, I wield tremendous power.

923
00:40:40,829 --> 00:40:43,876
- Yes, you wield the power.
- I do.

924
00:40:43,919 --> 00:40:47,532
- Look, for the record, when it happens for real,

925
00:40:47,575 --> 00:40:50,622
I think that you'll make a pretty great mom.

926
00:40:50,665 --> 00:40:53,102
- Really?

927
00:40:53,146 --> 00:40:56,497
- Yeah.

928
00:40:56,541 --> 00:40:59,544
I mean, look at the way you protected me today.

929
00:41:01,371 --> 00:41:04,505
And...I mean, you're really good at nagging.

930
00:41:04,549 --> 00:41:06,768
- We should get going.
- See?

931
00:41:06,812 --> 00:41:09,379
- I'm just--I'm gonna go say good-bye to mike.

932
00:41:09,423 --> 00:41:12,513
- I'm not gonna go say good-bye to mike because, I mean,

933
00:41:12,557 --> 00:41:14,428
How many different ways can this movie end?

934
00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:17,170
You know, I'm all out of you go, girls.

935
00:41:17,213 --> 00:41:20,260
Gonna be talk to the hand from now on.

936
00:41:28,616 --> 00:41:30,662
- Is this another artifact being created?

937
00:41:30,705 --> 00:41:33,752
Because I don't sense anything.

938
00:41:36,537 --> 00:41:38,104
Oh.

939
00:41:38,147 --> 00:41:40,367
Is that mr. Frederic?

940
00:41:40,410 --> 00:41:41,542
- Yes.

941
00:41:41,586 --> 00:41:44,066
He's my grandson.

942
00:41:44,110 --> 00:41:46,591
- But he's...

943
00:41:46,634 --> 00:41:49,637
So you're son is...

944
00:41:49,681 --> 00:41:51,726
Long gone.

945
00:41:55,425 --> 00:41:58,385
Not all wonder is endless, Claudia.

946
00:41:58,428 --> 00:42:00,561
[soft song]

947
00:42:00,605 --> 00:42:09,309
♪
